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IT'S LUNCHTIME
01:53
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IT'S LUNCHTIME.
WHAT'S UP?
YOU BETTER GIMME MINE.
IF YOU GOT BOLOGNA AND CHEESE,
TURN AROUND AND FREEZE.
HANDS UP.
WHAT'S UP?
DON'T SPILL YOUR CUP.
SIT AT THE TABLE, I'M EATIN' SOME CHIPS.
KILLIN' SOME TIME, I'M SHOOTIN' SOME SHIT.
CANDY BAR WRAPPERS IS NO LIFE FOR ME.
I PLAN OUT MY DIET, LIVIN' HEALTHY!
STUH. HAH!
GIMME SOME APPLES AND GRAPES.
OR PASS THE CREPES.
I'M SWIMMING THROUGH HAM, IT FEELS LIKE A DAM.
I'M DIVING THROUGH LETTUCE, GET OUT OF THE LEXUS.
CAUSE BITCH IT'S A PICNIC, QUIT WATCHING YOUR CHICK FLICK.
JUST EAT YOUR DIP AND DON'T GIVE ME NO LIP.
IT'S LUNCHTIME.
YOU KNEW IT WAS MINE.
I'M FEELING HUNGRY, I'LL EAT SOME FILET.
PICK UP YOUR GRUB AND GET OUT OF MY WAY.
I'LL EAT A HOT DOG BUT NOT A BAGEL.
I READ THE PHILOSOPHY OF HEGEL.
IS THIS MY FOOD? DOES IT EXIST?
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO DRINK THIS PISS.
IT'S LUNCHTIME.
DON'T COMMIT NO CRIME.
IT'S LUNCHTIME.
YOU KNEW IT WAS MINE.
IT'S LUNCHTIME.
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DINNER DISS TRACK
01:58
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DINNER TIME.
MEATLOAF, POT ROAST, GUMBO, OR CHILI.
IT TASTES BESTS WITH BEANS.
DON'T BE SILLY.
CHICKEN, BEEF, PORK, OR BEANS.
LICKIN' AND STICKIN' SIDES IN BETWEEN.
(HA! STUH!)
YES IT'S A FEAST.
STUH, SIT DOWN.
QUIT CHOKIN' YOUR BEAST.
NO NEED TO FROWN.
(BIG BOY!)
HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE ON TEAM BEAN?
DEFINITELY NOT MAX, OR WAS IT MAXINE?
HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE ON TEAM BEAN? (MR. BEAN)
FUCK IT. LET'S CALL IT EIGHTEEN.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TEAM BEEF?
ME EITHER. IT SOUNDS LIKE A QUEEF.
IF YOU'RE READY TO SINK IN YOUR TEETH,
COME WITH THE BEAN BOYS AND FUCK TEAM BEEF.
DID YOU JUST BEANS ME?
FUCKBOY!
I COULD NOT SIDE WITH YOU ON THIS ONE JEREMY.
AHH!
WELCOME MAXINE.
FUCK IT, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
HOW IS THERE NO BEEF IN THE CHILI? OH YEAH. WE'RE NOT SILLY.
GIMME THE BEAN BOYS AND FREE MY SOUL, I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR ROCK AND ROLL AND DRIFT AWAY.
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GOLDFISH REGIME
02:34
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HEY IS ANYBODY HUNGRY? I BROUGHT SNACKS!
I AM!
A SNACK DOES SOUND GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' SNACK TIME BITCH!
COME OUT, GET YOUR FIX.
IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' SNACK TIME BITCH!
WHAT YOU GOT TO ADD TO THE MIX?
IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' SNACK TIME BITCH!
COME OUT AND GET YOUR FIX.
IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' SNACK TIME BITCH!
WHAT YOU GOT TO ADD TO THE MIX?
IF YOUR GOLDFISH AIN'T EXTREME
I'LL TURN YOU INTO A FUCKIN' MEME.
IF YOUR GOLDFISH AIN'T FLAVOR BLASTED,
ARE YOU FUCKIN' DISTRACTED?
YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THAT GOLDFISH REGIME
YOU LIVE IN A DREAM
DON'T SCREAM
JUST BLOW OFF SOME STEAM
YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN
THERE'S NOTHIN' TO CLEAN
JUST FLOAT DOWN THE STREAM
BEAU MILES? LEMME CHECK MY FILES.
OH YEAH, HE'S THE MEME BEAN KING.
IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY, YOU CAN HEAR HIM SING.
DON'T SCREAM. DON'T SCREAM.
CHEEZ-ITS? I'M ABOUT TO HAVE MY FITS.
I'LL EVEN EAT THE TINY BITS.
I WON'T LEAVE. PLEASE, GIVE ME A PIECE.
I'M STUCK ON THIS LEASH.
OREOS? THEY JUST BORE ME, YO.
THEY MAKE IT HARD TO TOUCH MY HEAD TO MY TOE.
DON'T SCREAM. DON'T SCREAM.
DON'T SCREAM. DON'T SCREAM.
STUH, GET ON THE GROUND.
IF YOU BROUGHT CAKE, IT BETTER BE POUND.
CAUSE YOU'RE TOO EARLY FOR THE DESSERT JOURNEY.
YOU'LL NEED AN ATTORNEY IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ON A GURNEY.
IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' SNACK TIME BITCH!
COME OUT, GET YOUR FIX.
IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' SNACK TIME BITCH!
WHAT YOU GOT TO ADD TO THE MIX?
YOU FEELIN' FUNNY? GOT A RUMBLE IN YOUR TUMMY?
IT'S THAT GREAT TASTE YOU CRAVE FOR LITTLE TO NO MONEY.
GET SOME HONEY!
THESE JELLY BEANS KILLIN' IT.
JEREMY'S STEALIN' IT.
THE TEAM BEAN HATE?
YOU KNOW HE'S DEALIN' IT.
ALL READY FOR A ROAST?
GRAB SOME FUCKIN' TOAST.
BEFORE I KICK YOU THROUGH THE GOAL POST
AND SEND YOU TO THE HOLY GHOST.
CAUSE IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' SNACK TIME BITCH!
I SET UP THE WHOLE SPREAD.
YOU KNOW I PACK SOME LEAD.
I GOTTA PROTECT MY SNACKS LIKE I PROTECT MY BREAD.
WE'RE TALKIN' SNACKS? I LIKE CHEESE, OLIVES AND FRUIT.
IF YOU CAN'T HANG WITH THAT, THEN YOU GET THE BOOT.
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4. |
BATTLE CRUST
02:40
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6. |
MEAL PREP OVERSLEPT
03:11
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7. |
BRUNCH
02:16
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